Quotations from a precocious two-year old named Jacquelyn
Andy recently saw a dog, a lady, and a kid who had the biggest black eye ever…
Andy: “Oh my God! What happened to your face!?”
Kid: “I ran into a pipe while I was running around in the dark playing laser tag. I actually knocked myself out.”
Andy: “No way! What happened then?”
Kid: “All the other kids ran up and shot me whil…e I was unconscious until the match was over.”
3 September 2010 · Comments