Quotations from a precocious two-year old named Jacquelyn
Andy and J were sitting on the first step of the pool when she suddenly stood up and dove onto a rubber ball that was floating about 2 feet from the side. She rolled right over the ball and went straight to the bottom. I grabbed her by an ankle and jerked her upside down from the pool.
Andy: “WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?”
J: …“That’s why I need to learn to swim.”
3 September 2010 · Comments